{"id":1260,"date":"2021-05-18T14:53:30","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T14:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melbyspost.co.za\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2023-11-16T09:28:22","modified_gmt":"2023-11-16T07:28:22","slug":"retro-custard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melbyspost.co.za\/index.php\/2021\/05\/18\/retro-custard\/","title":{"rendered":"Retro Custard"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

~ Ambrose Bierce, American Author ~<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

 <\/p>\n

When I came across this quote by American short story writer Ambrose Bierce, I decided to use his quote for one reason only, and that is to prove him wrong! I love custard! Especially old-fashioned, retro custard<\/em>. I know there are people who don’t, but I honestly can’t understand their dislike. My daughters grew up eating custard served on anything from jelly, Apple Tart<\/a>, Malva Pudding<\/a> to ice cream. If you questioned them, you might even be told of The Great Custard Injustice of 2006. My youngest daughter had tonsillitis and was offered custard for breakfast <\/em>(just to get something in her stomach). My older daughter was promised custard later and never got any! This was a contentious issue in my house for at least ten years until I eventually tried to make amends by offering my oldest daughter a batch of custard just for her!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

No home should be without it – 1970s advertisement for Bird’s Custard Powder<\/h4>\n

Even though I always thought real custard was only made with cream, sugar and eggs, I have learnt that the name actually covers a variety of sweet, thickened sauces. Flour, cornstarch and gelatin are all acceptable thickeners if you don’t want to use eggs. My mother definitely did not make delicate English egg custards in the seventies when I grew up. It was also before the great debut of the South African favourite long-life custard, Ultramel<\/a>. Some might realise that I am making my way to something that most chefs would cringe at.\u00a0Yes,\u00a0I grew up making retro custard with custard powder. Very 1970s. Custard powder is a mixture of cornflour, colouring and flavouring that is sold in an eye-catching bright yellow container. It is still sold in supermarkets and still makes delicious custard. Ask my daughters!<\/p>\n

<\/h4>\n

 <\/p>\n

A hack before hacks were a thing!<\/h4>\n

If you read the instructions on the custard powder container, you will see it is easily made up using sugar, milk and water. But I was taught to make custard with custard powder, condensed milk<\/em> and water! Why bother to mix milk and sugar if you can dilute a tin of condensed milk with water? The best part is that you use half a tin of condensed milk for one batch of custard. That means half a tin is left for sampling! My mom used to frugally put the other half of the tin in the fridge for next Sunday’s custard. But come Sunday she had to open a new tin of condensed milk as there was usually only a scraping left in the bottom. No of course it wasn’t me!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Retro<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

<\/div>
\n\t
\"Retro<\/div>\n\t
<\/div>\n\t<\/g><\/svg><\/span> Print Recipe<\/a>\n\t\n\t
<\/svg><\/span><\/svg><\/span><\/svg><\/span><\/svg><\/span><\/svg><\/span>
4<\/span> from 1 vote<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Retro Custard<\/h2>\n
<\/div>\n
Delicious thick custard using custard powder, condensed milk and water<\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Prep Time<\/span>5 minutes<\/span><\/span> mins<\/span><\/span><\/div>
Cook Time<\/span>5 minutes<\/span><\/span> mins<\/span><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Course: <\/span>Dessert<\/span><\/div>
Keyword: <\/span>condensed milk, custard, custard powder<\/span><\/div><\/div>\n
Servings: <\/span>4<\/span> people<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n\n
Author: <\/span>Melby<\/span><\/div>\n\n\n

Ingredients<\/h3>